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Donald's survival guide

Grab ‘em by the roots.

We don’t know how much you’ve heard about Donald. But he’s a stable plant. Probably the most stable plant ever. Sure, some may disagree but that’s just fake news. At least he’s more stable than that crooked Hillary plant. It grows so crooked, like it belongs in a swamp. Donald loves to travel, he’ll go anywhere except for China. Or Mexico for that matter. His random list of likes include walls, golf and big leafed plants.

pot has a diameter of 21 cm
Very little water needed
Not air purifying
Once every two years
40 cm tall, including pot
Bright, direct sunlight
Once every two months (spring, summer)

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What makes Donald so special

The Cow’s Horn Euphorbia is a succulent with intricate zig-zag patterns that are reminiscent of the zig-zag way that Donald talks. Their stems can grow up to 6 feet tall and almost 5 inches wide so it would be wise to make sure there is enough room for this prickly dude! The Cow’s Horn Euphorbia can die from too much pampering so water when the soil is dry (D-R-Y!) and allow it to self medicate. They can be left out in sunlight without any fear of being burnt orange but be careful cause the Donald juice causes a lot of irritation when ingested by your four legged friends. Go figure!

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