Kenzo's survival guide
Kenzo used to be pure negativity, but he's trying to get over it. He took one of those hipster mindfulness/meditation/goatyoga courses and now he's trying to be all about the chill. After a fight with Kenzo Jr. we had to put him on some mandatory 20 minute meditation sessions to combat his anger management issues. Do you think Kenzo will work it out?
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What makes Kenzo so special
Don't think Kenzo is all virtue, though. Last time we met, he was vaping, for chrissake, and said he's not pet-friendly because he never really understood the hype about cat videos. Never really understood, as in: actually. Hates. Cats. Let that sink in for a while. Oh, and he also complained a lot about how hard life was for him. Making yourself a martyr can be such a drag sometimes.
Dracaena Lemon Lime (M)
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Pack me up
These plants can't wait to get to your home in their beautiful and safe plant box. These special boxes that we've developed are perfect for shipping your new plant friend home safely and securely. Remember when your mom used to tuck you in at night? Well our green friends get the same royal treatment when we ship them to your door. They love it!