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Kenzo's survival guide

The creator has a masterplant

Kenzo used to be pure negativity, but he's trying to get over it. He took one of those hipster mindfulness/meditation/goatyoga courses and now he's trying to be all about the chill. After a fight with Kenzo Jr. we had to put him on some mandatory 20 minute meditation sessions to combat his anger management issues. Do you think Kenzo will work it out?

pot has a diameter of 15 cm
Only a little water needed
Strong air purifyer
Once every two years
50 cm tall, including pot
Partial shade
Lightly poisonous
Not needed

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What makes Kenzo so special

Don't think Kenzo is all virtue, though. Last time we met, he was vaping, for chrissake, and said he's not pet-friendly because he never really understood the hype about cat videos. Never really understood, as in: actually. Hates. Cats. Let that sink in for a while. Oh, and he also complained a lot about how hard life was for him. Making yourself a martyr can be such a drag sometimes.

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