Call her Mary, call her Mrs. Claus, it doesn’t matter—she is the very embodiment of the holiday itself. Plump and jolly, she enjoys helping her hubs and his little helpers make each Christmas memorable. Kind as Mary is, she’s a little out of touch with the modern world and can’t help shaking her head at some of the wishlists she sees. What’s an eye-phone? How ‘bout another Jack-in-the-box for you, little Timmy!