Tillandsia Wallisia Cyanea (S) | Pink Quill

Lahena's survival guide

Lahela looks like the kind of girl who belongs on a tropical island somewhere, flowers tucked in her hair, singing songs about her long-lost love -- and that’s exactly where we found her. On a warm, sunny island surrounded by lots and lots (and lots) of water, Lahela relaxed, waved in the breeze, and was so bored that her boredom turned into a burning hatred that built into a fiery passion that compounded with each passing second until there was nothing left for her to do but scream in internal rage at the very forces that placed her on that forsaken island in the first place. When we finally found her she was so excited to have company that we couldn’t leave her alone for more than a minute before she burst up, screaming, “Here’s Lahela!” to tell us the same story about the time she saw a cloud that looked like Kanye if she squinted and tilted her head back. Pretty weird right? We’re surprised you’re still reading!